majorzagar:

what is this
did i ever post it??

majorzagar:

what is this

did i ever post it??

kororoko:

well fuck this then

kororoko:

well fuck this then

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable
thebritishdeer:

alexturnler:

is forever21 okay

thebritishdeer:

alexturnler:

is forever21 okay

image

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

kilkennycat:

Celebration of Halloween 2014!

kilkennycat:

Celebration of Halloween 2014!

howtobeterrell:

onlyblackgirl:

Missy ‘Misdemeanor’ Elliot, Forever. 

If you don’t praise at the church of missy Elliot I don’t fuck with u

sealeninist:

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

i’m gonna needle point this and hang it above my fish tank

huopa:

your favourite character is asexual

thatcutecurlyheadedfuck:

I’m pretty sure yusuke urameshi is the reason my favorite color is green

f1rstperson:

modestdemidov:

excalculus:

lollipopatrice:

tortle:

sizvideos:

Video

Actually!
This puffer in’t being inquisitive, this puffer is hunting!

Pufferfish eat snails, so they are just adorably figuring out the best way to eat their dinner. \uwu/

It’s also not even a baby. That’s a dwarf puffer! If not fed snails regularly, their beaks become overgrown, which is a big problem in puffers fed improper captive diets.

Dwarf puffers (unsure of what specific kind here, but not a pea puffer) are cute, smart and also kind of jerks to most other aquatic life.  Seriously, don’t put them with anything else - everything is either big enough to eat the puffer or small enough that it’ll get brutally disassembled by the puffer, and while it’s not guaranteed yours will be vicious it’s just not worth the risk.  I’d definitely dispute the person saying they aren’t inquisitive though: I’ve never kept one, but I’ve seen them in stores and they’re one of relatively few species that will watch you because they’re interested rather than because they think you’re bringing food.

Puffers also chase laser pointers:

# sea creatures

# pufferfish are LIKE triggerfishes
# meaning they eat anything living
# coral/shirmp/otherfish/snails
# basically if a fish has teeth it’s gonna eat all the shit in your tank

mm well actually in this case these are freshwater fish, not all puffers are marine, they are all pretty aggressive though, even the ones that only get an inch long haha
that being said just because a fish has teeth doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to eat everything, my congo tetras have teeth like little piranhas and they’re probably the most peaceful fish in my aquariums

This is much better info than my tags. I always owned salt water tanks and obviously my info on that is not so great either, but yeah. Didn’t even know there were fresh water puffers!! They sound v cute tho.

that’s ok, i’ve only ever had fresh water so i know next to nothing about reef tanks haha

BUT YEAH a lot of the popular ones only get 1-3 inches long…..they’re very cute but i wouldn’t get them to take care of a snail problem like a lot of people do for a community tank

excalculus:

lollipopatrice:

tortle:

sizvideos:

Video

Actually!
This puffer in’t being inquisitive, this puffer is hunting!

Pufferfish eat snails, so they are just adorably figuring out the best way to eat their dinner. \uwu/

It’s also not even a baby. That’s a dwarf puffer! If not fed snails regularly, their beaks become overgrown, which is a big problem in puffers fed improper captive diets.

Dwarf puffers (unsure of what specific kind here, but not a pea puffer) are cute, smart and also kind of jerks to most other aquatic life.  Seriously, don’t put them with anything else - everything is either big enough to eat the puffer or small enough that it’ll get brutally disassembled by the puffer, and while it’s not guaranteed yours will be vicious it’s just not worth the risk.  I’d definitely dispute the person saying they aren’t inquisitive though: I’ve never kept one, but I’ve seen them in stores and they’re one of relatively few species that will watch you because they’re interested rather than because they think you’re bringing food.

Puffers also chase laser pointers:

# sea creatures

# pufferfish are LIKE triggerfishes
# meaning they eat anything living
# coral/shirmp/otherfish/snails
# basically if a fish has teeth it’s gonna eat all the shit in your tank

mm well actually in this case these are freshwater fish, not all puffers are marine, they are all pretty aggressive though, even the ones that only get an inch long haha
that being said just because a fish has teeth doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to eat everything, my congo tetras have teeth like little piranhas and they’re probably the most peaceful fish in my aquariums

excalculus:

lollipopatrice:

tortle:

sizvideos:

Video

Actually!
This puffer in’t being inquisitive, this puffer is hunting!

Pufferfish eat snails, so they are just adorably figuring out the best way to eat their dinner. \uwu/

It’s also not even a baby. That’s a dwarf puffer! If not fed snails regularly, their beaks become overgrown, which is a big problem in puffers fed improper captive diets.

Dwarf puffers (unsure of what specific kind here, but not a pea puffer) are cute, smart and also kind of jerks to most other aquatic life.  Seriously, don’t put them with anything else - everything is either big enough to eat the puffer or small enough that it’ll get brutally disassembled by the puffer, and while it’s not guaranteed yours will be vicious it’s just not worth the risk.  I’d definitely dispute the person saying they aren’t inquisitive though: I’ve never kept one, but I’ve seen them in stores and they’re one of relatively few species that will watch you because they’re interested rather than because they think you’re bringing food.

Puffers also chase laser pointers: